C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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