With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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