So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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I need you to use more vowels.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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