I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Plan B is the new Plan A
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
