There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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