would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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