ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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