id be glad to
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
This baby is an asshole
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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