I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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