I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I have demons in me.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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