Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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