i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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