he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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