I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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