just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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