i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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