I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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