the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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