My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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