Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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