Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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