i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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