ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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