Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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