So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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