Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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