I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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