i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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