Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
