I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
