I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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