I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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