We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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