Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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