Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
