she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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