I'm so fucking centered right now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Randomize