yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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