you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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