tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.