i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?