So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This is my gift to your gina
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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