Dual....:-)
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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