and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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