Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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