So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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