Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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