Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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