Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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