I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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