I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think your dad took our porno
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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