I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
