This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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