I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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