Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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